Toy Robots

From a old snapshot taken in a shop window of a selection of toy robots, three strange characters. The large silver robot is clearly the father, two small robots his children, he's separated from his robot wife and this is clearly his weekend with the boys.

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Keep It Christmas !

A little overdue, swerving the festive season by a good month comes this post-xmas-post. A crazed green elf has got his mitts on some popping candy and quaffed the lot, now high on exploding sugar he's going mad. I think he need's to cut his nails.

Long Stick Go Boom - Gold Band (or 'You can't raise a kid on lies).

Long Stick Go Boom - Graveyard Freak

Who's this creeping around the tombstones in the middle of the night? And is he trying to Dance?
Truly a Graveyard Freak, C'est Chic?

Long Stick Go Boom - The Prisoner Returns

The classic 60's serial The Prisoner gets a remake and is due to air on the AMC channel in the US. Stalwart fans of the original Patrick McGoohan vehicle will no doubt be up in arms, though the appearance of Ian McKellan as Number 2 may calm some.

Home Insurance / Pet Insurance Claim Conundrum

Proving the existence of God at the breakfast table

Pushing aside the bacon, syrup drenched pancakes, cereals and muffins he reaches for a banana and proves the existence of God at the breakfast table.